hoechlinth:

You have no idea how much I want Deputy Parrish to be Derek’s first age appropriate friend. 

nicolasiscaged:

dragons can literally never blow out candles that is so sad

(Source: thiccthot, via ti-guru)

internetmessiah:

Hello, 911? *twirls phone cord around finger* sooooo how was your day? Did you arrest any bad guys?…No you hang up first! Hello? 911?

(via amare-ilmondo)